Online Ladies

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I know there's plenty of good fish in the sea
But I can't seem to find the woman for me
I know she's out there but where can she be
Oh lord I'm just so tired of waiting

I finally turned to my thinking machine
I turned it on I clicked around on the screen
I never thought I'd be part of this scene
but now I'm online internet dating

Love me Hate me you online ladies
But come on and let's see if we can relate
Love me hate me you online ladies
I'm all yours now take me
Let's make a date

My social life has hit a slippery patch
And I can't seem to find a suitable match
My momma tells me boy you're quite a catch
But your in need of romantic attention

I finally turned to my thinking machine
I turned it on I clicked around on the screen
I never thought I'd be part of this scene
On my quest for romantic perfection

Love me Hate me you online ladies
But come on and let's see if we can relate
Love me hate me you online ladies
I'm all yours now take me
Let's make a date

I search through endless pages
All sizes, shapes, and ages
All ladies looking for a man
I spend evenings writing emails
Working through every detail
Come on girls catch me if you can
I could be your man

Love me hate me you online ladies
But come on and let's see if we can relate
Love me hate me you online ladies
I'm all yours so take me
Let's make a date

Love me hate me you online ladies
But come on and let's see if we can relate
Love me hate me you online ladies
I'm all yours so take me
Let's make a date

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from The Tickety Boos, released September 9, 2014

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