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This Town
03:55
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This town is all about the money
Don't talk to me if you ain't got the stuff
Hands down we're fabulous and funny
but no one ever seems to get enough
And you'll die before you stop
Climbing your way up to the top
Because this town
And this crowd
Is so New York
This scene is all about the fashion
Don't talk to me if you ain't got the style
These teams are ready for action
They hide their daggers back behind their smiles
And they'll stab you right in the back
Before you get ahead of the pack
Because this scene
And these queens
Are so New York
And you won't ever get away
Once you have learned to live that way
Suspended adolescence
Convenience at it's essence
The perfect urban hideaway
This place is all about ambition
Don't talk to me if you ain't got the drive
It's fast paced, there's endless competition
But baby girl only the strong survive
and they'll work you down to the bone
Until you're there just lost and alone
Because this place
And this pace
Is so New York
And you won't ever get away
Once you have learned to live that way
Suspended adolescence
Convenience at it's essence
One more suburban runaway
This town is all about the money
Don't talk to me Don't talk to me
It's fast paced, there's endless competition
Don't talk to me Don't talk to me
And you'll die before you stop
Climbing your way up to the top
Because this town
And these crowds
And this place
And this pace
Is so New York
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Online Ladies
03:13
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I know there's plenty of good fish in the sea
But I can't seem to find the woman for me
I know she's out there but where can she be
Oh lord I'm just so tired of waiting
I finally turned to my thinking machine
I turned it on I clicked around on the screen
I never thought I'd be part of this scene
but now I'm online internet dating
Love me Hate me you online ladies
But come on and let's see if we can relate
Love me hate me you online ladies
I'm all yours now take me
Let's make a date
My social life has hit a slippery patch
And I can't seem to find a suitable match
My momma tells me boy you're quite a catch
But your in need of romantic attention
I finally turned to my thinking machine
I turned it on I clicked around on the screen
I never thought I'd be part of this scene
On my quest for romantic perfection
Love me Hate me you online ladies
But come on and let's see if we can relate
Love me hate me you online ladies
I'm all yours now take me
Let's make a date
I search through endless pages
All sizes, shapes, and ages
All ladies looking for a man
I spend evenings writing emails
Working through every detail
Come on girls catch me if you can
I could be your man
Love me hate me you online ladies
But come on and let's see if we can relate
Love me hate me you online ladies
I'm all yours so take me
Let's make a date
Love me hate me you online ladies
But come on and let's see if we can relate
Love me hate me you online ladies
I'm all yours so take me
Let's make a date
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Keepsakes
03:09
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Postcards, seashells, and luck charms
I found your favorite ball point pen
Keepsakes, chains and anchors
Countless odds and ends
I found your sandals, your scented candles
That broken wrist watch that runs too fast
Just keepsakes, chutes and ladders,
Pieces from the past
I get so sentimental
When I think of all the good times that we had
And it's detrimental
When every trinket is a reminder
you left me and you ain't coming back
I found your suitcase, your hippy toothpaste
That little necklace you held so dear
Just keepsakes, smoke and mirrors
Useless souvenirs
I had to throw away
The things you left behind
I couldn't stand one more memento
It's out of sight
And out of mind
Until I learn to let go of
Postcards, seashells, and luck charms
I found your favorite ball point pen
Just keepsakes, chains and anchors
Countless odds and ends
I get so sentimental
When I think of all the good times that we had..and It's too bad
Now it's detrimental
When every trinket is a reminder
you left me and you ain't coming back
I found your suitcase, your hippy toothpaste
That little necklace you held so dear
Just keepsakes, smoke and mirrors
Useless souvenirs
Keepsakes chains and anchors
Pieces from the past
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Hara Hachi Bu
03:04
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Went to the Ryukyu Islands
Northeast of old Taiwan
To ask the Okinawans
How come they live so long
Must be that golden sunshine
Must be the lives they lead
Must be that perfect coastline
Along the East China Sea
Amidst all my confusion
Somebody pointed out
A local institution
Preventing pigging out
Put forth by old Confucius
Back in the good old days
He taught them how to do this
In just one simple phrase
Hara Hachi Bu
Don't stuff your guts with food
Just eat til your 8/10 full
And may peace and long life come to you
Went to the Ryukyu Islands
To see it for myself
Just how these Okinawans
Outlive everyone else
Must be the Asian mangoes
Must be their bitter gourds
Tofu and sweet potatoes
Seaweed and aguu pork
Amidst all my frustration
Someone volunteered
A little information
The local folks revere
They've got an ancient adage
That keeps them long and lean
As well as any cabbage
Or any leafy green
Hara Hachi Bu
Don't stuff your guts with food
Just eat til your 8/10 full
And may health and long life come to you
Now I'm no dietician
But from what I understand
2/10 sustains physicians
The other 8/10 sustains a man... MAN
Went to the Ryukyu Islands
To see it for myself
Just how these Okinawans
Outlive everyone else
I know the folks stay active
I know that weather helps
And their diet is quite attractive
But still there's something else
Hara Hachi Bu
Don't stuff your guts with food
Just eat til your 8/10 full
And may peace and long life come to you
Hara Hachi Bu
Don't stuff your guts with food
Just eat til your 8/10 full
And may peace and long life come to you
Just eat til your 8/10 full
And may health and long life come to you
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Christina
02:57
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Christina, Christina, Please be my baby momma
Christina, Please be all mine
Christina, I need ya, Please be my baby momma
Christina, Please be my wife
I met her down in sunny Encinitas
I'd never been to that SoCal locale
Palm trees and all the senoritas
surfboards and the chaparral
Well there I was just visiting friends
The dog beach is where it began
She was tall blonde and regal
Walking with her beagle
My heart took flight
Went soaring like a Seagull
Christina, Christina, Please be my baby momma
Christina, Please be all mine
Christina, I need ya, Please be my baby momma
Christina, Please be my wife
I asked her out once my friends had introduced me
Then we had ourselves a first rate first date
Candlelight, Chardonnay, and sushi
Chopsticks and a tuna steak
Well there I was just acting the fool
and Christina was cooler than cool
And the night was so auspicious
The Chardonnay was vintage
and cold raw fish never tasted so delicious
Christina, Christina, Please be my baby momma
Christina, Please be all mine
Christina, I need ya, Please be my baby momma
Christina, Please be my wife
I've got to go back to the east coast
Don't want to go back alone
I've got to go back to the east coast
Don't want to go back without my my my my my my
Christina, Christina, Please be my baby momma
Christina, Please be all mine
Christina, I need ya, Please be my baby momma
Christina, Please be all mine, all mine, my my mine!
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